KKS-topics killed by breast cancer

Several KKS-topics fell victem to the horrible disease known as breast cancer. CEO Fallen Angel explains:

"Breast cancer is a horrible disease. It destroys that which all men  love: the wonderous breasts of woman. We all wear pink ribbons here at the KKS-offices to support the fight against breast cancer. Fro is even wearing nothing but a pink thong.

Several KKS-topics have been killed by this disease. Last week, Peter Criss, the famous LIPPS-drummer, revealed on his website that he had been diagnosed with breast cancer in 2008, but has since been cured.

But with this news, breast cancer has made freash victims. Now, moob jokes, are all of a sudden not funny anymore. Several topics that were in the works, have now been killed off. The return of former president Hank Habanero now seems even more of, since he can now no longer post his favorite pic, just 'cause it isn't funny anymore. Paul seems like a likely candidate for breast cancer, so joking about his moobs are out of the question.

But luckily, there are now about a dozen schlong topics in the works, so we do feel adament that the KKS will not suffer because of this."