Sunday, October 04, 2009

Devil Bat Bird strikes again

Police in Santa Monica California responded to a complaint last night. It appears Gene Simmons's, famed bass player for Bullfrog beer, pet bird, otherwise known as "Devil bat bird", has once again attacked former Chelsea drummer Peter Crisscoula who lives under the pier.

I'm out here trying to live my life in harmony with the ocean and the other bums under the pier, and that fucking devil bat bird keeps attacking me. He flew off with my latest tapes for my rock record. I worked hard on those tapes! Now I'll have to start over. Paul Shaffer said he will not come back and redo his piano tracks because it smells like dead fish under here and there is no toilet, so fuck him, but god him bless too. It really breaks my heart, but this one goes for you Mom. God bless. High tide. Pro mark.

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