Modern Day Habanero lyrics

I still remember when I saw your post in the chatroom
Was compelled to read it, but that would seal my doom
I know you wrote it in your coffeebreak
But I always love your insightfull take

Loved those days (loved those days), Modern Day Habanero
It's time for you to read
You have to behave (alright!), Modern Day Habanero

Listen!
No more fake posts on the FAQ
You gotta realise the new KKS is good
All your readers are on their knees
They're crying "Hank, come back, please"
Loved those days (loved those days), Modern Day Habanero

It's time for you to read
You have to behave (oh yeah), Modern Day Habanero

Hey!
The old KKS is gone
The admin's the reason for the damage done
Too many post about Sophie Tweed
Take the leeeaaad!

Guitar Solo

I know the FAQ was our big break
But Hank, staying away here would be a big mistaaaaake....

It's time for you to read
Loved those days (loved those days), Modern Day Habanero
Shame, shame, shame on you Hank
Try to behave (c'mon now), Modern Day Habanero
Yeah, yeah, it's time for you to read
Loved those days (loved those days), now you'll pay, Habanero
Try to behave (oh yeah), KKS' decay, Habanero