KISS reacts to Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame induction

The KKS brings you the first reactions of all living KISS members on the long overdue induction into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

Gene Simmons: "Now that we are finally using new costumes, I needed some storage space to put the old ones, so this induction certainly comes in handy."

Paul Stanley: "We wrote some great music that's certainly up to par with all those great bands out there: the Beatles, the Stones, Queen. We will celebrate on induction night by playing let's... put... the... X... in seeexxx!"

Ace Frehley: "KISS getting inducted into the hall of fame? That sounds like an Anomaly, available everywere, ack!"

Peter Criss: "This is a great honor. But I'm actually more proud of my induction into the Schlong Hall Of Fame. Bastids kept me out for years because I never starred in a porn movie. But I used to be in a gang, so I showed them."

Vinnie Vincent: "This is actually happening because the RaRHoF is scared of getting sued by me. I was in the band 25 years ago, so I'm eligable. Plus, KISS only became good when I was there. It's because of 'the Wiz' that KISS gets in. And in a few years, 'Vinnie Vincent Invasion' will get in, day one from being eligable!"

Eric Singer: "It's great, getting to perform there is just one more paycheck for me."

Tommy Thayer: --Copy-paste Ace response here--

Bruce Kulick: "It's a huge honor for KISS. Only downside to it: my brother has been even more cranky lately then ever before..."