That's right, folks, the KKS is back. Our building was vacated and demolished by the KISSFAQ, which had the majority of our shares. With the current economic downturn, the KKS became a liability. That's what really happened. All of the child pornagraphy allegations and stories that were smeared out in the tabloids are false.
But I got the KKS back up and running again. Currently the KKS headquarters is located in my parents garage. But hey, Bill Gates started out that way too.
What can you expect from the new KKS? The same as before. It's just a fresh coat of paint in a our new crib.
Currently it's just me, Fallen Angel, running this place. Black_diamond has gone to KKS-heaven. But once you join the KKS, you can never leave it. Whatever he tries to accomplish on his own, he'll always be refered to as that guy who used to be in the KKS.
Missingdiver is supposedly still camping out to get the new KISS album Sonic Boom. He'll probably be gone a long time since he is camping outside a BestBuy instead of a Walmart.
HankHabanero is now living with Peter Criss under the Santa Monica Pier. I really wanted Hank here, since the KKS is our baby. But that fucking bastid stabs me in the back like that. Ah well, as long as he pays me some allemony to support our KKS baby, I can live with it.
The other writers have moved on and gotten happily unmarried.
That's it for now folks. Remember to sign up on the right to get notified of new messages. And your always welcome to respond to the latest topics.
Also, the KKS is also still looking for some new writers, so give me shout if you want to become a millionaire writing for the prestegious KKS. In any case it'll look odd on your résumé.
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Missingdiver has arrived. I got beaten severely at the Best buy parking lot earlier today. They claim they never heard of Sonic Boom Boom and that I was scaring the customers away with my leopard skin shirt and foul body odor.
ReplyDeleteIf they don't dig my natural scent, which to me, is powerful, like my love for KISS, then fuck em'....but god bless em' too.
I camped out for Sonic Boom in the store, I figure why should I have to stay outside?
ReplyDeleteI'm a gay clown!