Just got some new info on the new Walmart KKS Korners. Because of the Relaunch of the KKS, and due to demand, Walmart will be selling exclusive "KKS Klassics reGrooved" cd's which are the entire back catalog of threads read by voice over legend Gilbert Gottfried. Tracks include:
1-9 inch jokes/Peter's "Baby driver"
2-Pauls bosom/teet needles/Moobs
3-One for all/feces/poop jokes
4-Eddie Trunks weight/girth
5-KKS conventions/debacles/incidents
6-Hank's sexual habits/fetishes
7-Gay clowns
8-Really/Ultra gay clowns
9-Devil Bat bird
10-Jakers
11-Gloryholes
12-Song lyrics
13-Sophie/Dateline NBC
14-Shannon Tweed's Vaginal tightening/Plastic surgery
Walmart has also approved a full line of merchandise including KKS t shirts, trading cards, and toilet paper. Action figures will also be available of all the past cast members from the Kissfaq glory days, Fallen Angel, Hank Habanero, Missingdiver, Black_Diamond, Fro.
Walmart executives refused to comment.
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